After church, we parked the car off the dirt road in our area to head down a narrow muddy path to Guichi’s house. Guichi is our Bolivian ministry helper. His whole family awaited our arrival. They were cooking cow heart for us––yes, we love it. But, first I’d do a dance on the edge of a neighbor’s dried up alfalfa field––a scary dance.
I slid out of the car into a high, hay-like area. I hit the ground and what seemed like a hundred large black ants attacked both of my legs––stinging their hearts out on my bare legs––of all the days to wear a dress, I picked this day. I landed in a hidden ant hill. The jumping and screaming missionary ant dance alarmed the neighbors I’m sure, but what did they think when Chuck began smacking my legs? I can now say I danced with ants. Hopefully, the neighbors saw an ant dance and not a missionary marriage problem.
We ran to Guichi’s house. Chuck immediately gave me a cortisone shot, and I gulped down a Benadryl. I rubbed baking soda all over the bites up to my knees. There were so many bites I couldn’t begin to count them all. BTW, I am allergic. I didn’t have to use the epi-pen I carry for my fish allergies. Just can’t make up this stuff, and I’m a writer. Our medical experience and medical kit saved me from the epi-pen and after effects that could have ended in a hospital trip.
Thankfully, it was an ant hill and not a snake nest. I may start wearing cowgirl boots 24/7. After many years on the mission field, your surroundings are so familiar that you forget to take photos. Then, you begin to forget the dangers, too. But even though we become lax, God is faithful to protect us and give us warnings from time to time.
Did you know that ants are wise? “There are four small creatures, wisest of the wise they are––ants––frail as they are, get plenty of food for the winter;” (Proverbs 30:24-25 MSG)
One thing for sure, they enjoyed their Sunday feast of white meat thanks to their not so wise missionary neighbors.